Friday, September 21, 2007


Those of you who have been on tenterhooks since May can now relax: The downstairs bathroom's main dispenser now contains real soap that foams instead of the weird "lotion soap" that I always suspected was "just lotion." I don't know what prompted this switch. Were there others like me who washed their hands with trepidation and wondered, secretly, in the backs of their minds? Or was the janitorial staff just out of the strange stuff? I'd like to believe the former, but I choose the latter as likelier.