Thursday, September 10, 2009


Over on the tumblr, I came up with some titles for extremely underwhelming horror novels that created a minor amusement mystery for me.

I'm pretty sure 1-800-MONSTER-MUNCH is about a hotline that teenagers in a small town call after seeing some marketing posters; everyone who calls gets eaten by a monster.

The Clown Who Punched is pretty self-explanatory.

I have absolutely no idea what Night of the Pumpkin is about. But it made me laugh really hard for at least a minute or two when I came up with it. I don't know why.

I can't say this sort of stuff on the tumblr, but it had to get said somewhere. There you go.