Monday, January 31, 2005

Dogs 11-20

Two awesome dogs, just hangin' out. I love the big furry ones who don't give a damn. Fuckin' check 'em out! Awesome.

Editor's note: There are times when it seems like the word "awesome" is over-used on the internet. However, there are also times when it applies perfectly. This is one of them. Thank you.

Now they're all like, "Heyheyheylook, he's got bacon."

I'll confess right here and now that I don't have any use for pugs. They're not cute. They ogly. Thas right.

"What am I doing here? I'm not tied to anything. How did I get here? Did someone poop me out?"

These two were waiting most intently for their owner to come out of the coffeeshop on Dolores and 18th, let me tell you.

"I'm telling you, she's in there. We saw her go in there. We just stand right here, like this, and that'll make sure she comes out again. That's the only way. Look, just do it, OK?"

Check it out! Two dogs, meetin' in the street. And look: Old English sheepdog! WORD UP. I mean what, did you not see those "Shaggy Dog" movies that Disney made like a thousand years ago when we were kids? What are you, a terrorist?

This may be my favorite picture. He's looking at me like, "What?" while his buddy sleeps over behind the pole thing.

I wanted to run over and bury my face in his fur while going "Bblblblbblbllbllblb," but I didn't know how well that'd be received. So I didn't.

I don't care what you say, these three are a gang. They are a posse. Best slide on by, people. Slide on by.

Another dude with the sad eyes.

"Contrary to what you might think, this tree does not provide much protection from the rain."

Look at this guy! He's happy he's got shotgun, he's happy he's got ventilation, he's happy to be looking at me. He's just happy to be alive, I think. How fucking great is that?

You know this one's about to test his Theory of Dog Urine Corrosion on Mercedes Tires. The cause of science marches ever onward.

He looks like he has something to discuss.

"While you were in there, I took a sniff at what's in that yellow bag, and uh, I think we need to have a talk. Like maybe right now, before we go anywhere else."