Monday, April 18, 2005

Dogs 170-173

I'm guessing that these two know each other. Furthermore, I'm guessing that the one in front is some kind of aged, wised-up kung fu master, and the slightly crazy dude in back is his maverick, won't-play-by-the-rules best student who will leave the temple too early and end up inadvertently betraying them all. This is just a guess of mine, though.

"Maybe this one coming up will take me home with her when she realizes this harness I've got on allows me to pull two hundred times my own weight. Hey! Hey lady! Hey!"

I think the term "puppy dog eyes" for that look we give someone when we really want something is misapplied. Because if we could really make a face like the one this guy's got going on, nobody would be able to deny anybody anything ever and we'd end up with a nonstop carnival of candy and blowjobs and new shoes and appletinis 24/7/365.

I know he's a dog, and I know he's probably at least part border collie, and I know that's just a muzzle, but doesn't this fella just look like a giant dumb happy badger to you? I know it's not just me, people.

On a side note, I want you guys to know I actually do read all the emails I get, and they're much appreciated. See you next time.