THE ORANGE STAR ARMY'S GOD IS A GOD OF VENGEANCE

Breaking in to inform you all that I beat a mission in Advance Wars: Dual Strike that was causing me some problems. The strategy involved moving swiftly to capture a port, from which unstoppable battleships were produced, and subsequently proceeding to lay waste to the land. It feels like more of a victory than it was because the previous three times, I got flat-out pounded.

My Nintendo DS is the very best thing ever for waiting in lines, particularly at the DMV.