Tuesday, June 19, 2007


Note: "Fiery Habanero" Doritos are actually spicy. The bag does not lie.

I'd probably rather eat an entire bag of these than one chip of the "experimental" new "X-13D" flavor. Have you tried those? They're disgusting. If you haven't, but you don't want to know what they are, skip around the asterisks.

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The flavor they're going for is apparently "a cheeseburger with mustard and ketchup on it." Which is nine kinds of gross, especially to me, because I like neither mustard nor ketchup.

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I might go downstairs and get an apple just to kind of balance the spicy-hot thing going on in my mouth right now.