ROLL CALL

A list of all the fake MySpace spambots who have tried to befriend me in the last 24 hours:

Morgan
Gladys
Shelley
Martha
Mable
Wendy
Bethany
Edna

Again, I assert to whoever is creating these accounts that some of these names are simply not a good idea. I leave it as an exercise to the reader to identify the most egregious examples.

Edit: But wait, there's more! From:

Laurie
Gracie
Jayne
Rosa
Riley
Wilma
Fannie
Liliana
Doris
Erika

You're kidding, right?