Wednesday, July 09, 2008


The thing about owning a bunch of t-shirts from different manufacturers is that they've all got different sleeve lengths. This turns out to produce kind of an inconsistent tan -- this Gama-Go shirt I've got on now, for instance, displays a bit of paleness at the tops of my (manly, awe-inducing) arms. Not only is this completely not important enough to try to fix, how would I even go about doing it? Wear long, girly princess gloves and wander around in the sun for a few hours without a shirt on? Attempt precise application of sunblock and sit inside a tanning booth for exactly 2.495 hours? I've got other things to do, I'm pretty sure.