Wednesday, February 09, 2005


Internet people, I have to tell you something. Which is that I literally cannot seem to stop looking at this picture I took of my friend's bunny, Bizzle. Bizzle.

Even if I'm not looking at it directly, I have to leave it open in a browser tab so I can return to it whenever I want.

This has to be because of a reason.

My new theory is that it's not that Bizzle is exceptionally cute or something, but rather that Bizzle's shape itself somehow encodes a secret about the universe. That the bunny's outline in 3D space is a signifier for some deep answer about the way we go about our daily lives.

There may be additional updates as soon as I figure out what is going on. That is, unless I immediately ascend to some higher plane of being in the instant the true answer becomes apparent to me.