Friday, December 09, 2005


I just found out they put Clone High on DVD.

Does anybody else feel like they're buying collections of shows not so much for themselves, but for any theoretical children they may one day have? Relatedly, is it possible that my enthusiasm for these shows may turn these notional childrens' hearts against that for which I'm trying to imbue them with love?

What I'm saying is that if I ever hear something like "Dammit, Dad's going to make us watch Futurama if we don't clean our rooms, hurry up" I am going to run away from my family and start over again with a new one until they come out right.