Friday, April 07, 2006


Dark forces inhabit the interstices of our reality, constantly whispering into our ears suggestions that invite only madness and suffering. I have concrete proof of this.

As you may know, Friday is bagel day here at the office. The available bagel toppings include a variety of cream cheeses and also peanut butter. While I was applying plain cream cheese to my toasted bagel, I suddenly felt out of nowhere a momentary, alien urge to also put peanut butter on it.

Unseen evil is the only explanation.