THINGS I'M GOING TO START SAYING

Just two:

- "What in the noise" substituted for anything that would require "What in the hell" as in "What in the noise is that all about." This was brought to me by an excellent friend of mine out in Baltimore. I don't know if she meant for it to be spread, but I am going to start spreading it. I don't expect you to follow.

- "Time to solve ALL the problems!" This is basically self-explanatory. Sometimes there are problems. Sometimes you have to let people know what it's time for.