I AM NOT A PUNDIT

This will be the last political blogpost for Q3 2007* -- this thing came very close to giving me an attack of what for lack of a better term I'm going to have to call the bloated screaming horrors. I give its author props for not completely losing it and trying to sink the boat and send everyone on it down to the watery depths, even at the cost of his own life.

My rationalbrain wants to know the exact fraction of the American population represented by these monstrosities, but my instinctbrain just wants to know where to buy approximately seventeen billion guns and the bullets to go in them.

* I am a man who does business, and therefore speak in the terms of business at all times with total authority