Thursday, December 06, 2007


I think I know why they can pineapple. The reason is that frozen pineapple is not as good. By which I mean it tastes kind of ... off. Something in the freezing process destroys part of pineapple's essence. There must be some molecule that changes its configuration, or maybe it's ice crystals lacerating cell walls and making certain chemicals mix that should never become friends. I don't know! I'm not a scientist. I just realize that I had an idea that wasn't so hot.