Thursday, January 10, 2008


You know what I find annoying are those stickers you see on the backs of minivans that depict stick-figure representations of everyone in the driver's family standing next to each other. "Oh, it looks like you have a wife, and three kids -- two girls, one boy, how cute -- and a dog. How about that. Great."

I kind of want a sticker along the same lines that shows me standing next to

- Batman
- A lady in a spacesuit
- The Robot Devil
- Both members of Daft Punk
- Nikola Tesla
- The Baroness
- A jack-o-lantern with tiny legs, holding a knife

Too easy? I am undecided.