8,000,000-LB APE

The Alternative Press Expo is happening this weekend, and complete madness will descend upon my life for the duration of it. Friends are flying in from every which way, and we are planning some shenanigans. My internet presence may be sparse to nonexistent in a few hours. I'll let you know how it was next week, while I'm getting a replacement brain and liver.

Today there were five identical mortgage-rate spams. At least they're coming "from" names that are sort of cool, like "Gilberto Keen."