EVERYBODY BOW YOUR HEADS

I clasp my hands together and lower my head as I offer the following prayer:

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

I offer this sincere and heartfelt token of mental, spiritual, and gastronomical appreciation for you who have caused to exist the Pineapple and the Grill in the same plane of existence at the same time, and for you who long ago caused to occur the bringing together of these items in their fullness for the first time, and for you who have since made it possible for word of this glorious and hallowed combination to spread out upon the land and unto the minds of every man, woman, and child that they may bask in the glorious and unswerving love that is the hallmark of this your greatest work. I thank you and wish everlasting peace and contentment upon you in true and unremitting gratitude.

Seriously, guys, grilled pineapple is delicious.