Tuesday, June 21, 2005


Don't tell me you don't remember Tato Skins, motherfuckers.

"Tato Skins got baked potato appeal, cause they're made with potatos and skins that are real. Tato Skins from Keebler, baked potato appeal!"

Right? The bag looked kind of like this? Don't tell me you don't remember.

Anyhow, they're sort of back. Sort of. Which leads me to my question. Why only the one flavor? I'm serious. This is the only flavor I can find, and only in two places: The vending machine in the break room at my office, and in slightly larger bags at Target, of all places. That's it. But always and only the cheddar bacon kind. What the hell, people. Since when did a snack company forgo plain and skip right to cheddar bacon?

Not that I'm complaining. Cheddar bacon is good. But I have this sneaking suspicion that the Friday's people are selling us repackaged old-skool cheddar bacon Tato Skins that they stumbled across packed into an abandoned mineshaft after Tato Skins dropped off the market for no apparent reason.

My theory cannot be logically excluded, people. Although it's not like I really care. Do you know how many bags of these things I have at home? One. But only because I ate the other three.