Thursday, June 02, 2005


Last night I dreamed that the earth had been invaded by some alien force or organism that:

- Caused the sky to become cloudy all the time
- Laid a coating of black, viscous slime all over literally everything

There was a press conference where the President apologized for not being able to do anything about it; there was a general air of doom to the entire dream, as though this was pretty much the end of us as a species.

Also, the President was Johnny Depp. I am going to have to tell you guys that Johnny Depp does not a convincing President make. I am sorry about this.