SEMI-PERMANENT HAIRY REMINDER

I haven't shaved in two consecutive mornings and I am totally fascinated by the feel of my own face. I left it that way today primarily as a reminder to myself: Buy soap. And also replacement razorblades. So I'm going to do that pretty soon.

Looking at the title of this post again, I wonder if it could be used as a euphemism for something.

Lastly, I wish to inform whoever was in charge of coming up with Diet Pepsi's new ad campaign that the phrase "brown and bubbly" just makes me think of sewage that's been heated to a simmer.