BATRACHIAN INTERLOPER

I have this thing happening where an invisible frog crawls into my throat sometime around 10pm and doesn't leave until roughly twelve hours later. Actually, as I write this, it's almost noon and I can still feel something back there, making me cough occasionally and swallow more often in an effort to evict the bastard. I don't know what that's all about -- I don't otherwise feel sick -- maybe it's just another weird manifestation of allergies. Or maybe it has something to do with the fact that it's been raining for what seems like a solid month.

On the plus side, the rosemary bush in front of my porch has been growing like that was its job. I should step up my meat-grilling endeavors.