Friday, February 16, 2007


Think about these two things:

- The taste of cream cheese
- The taste of apples and cinnamon (cooked together, one hopes)

Do these things belong together.

Once again the only possible conclusion is NO. No, they do not. Apple cinnamon cream cheese is a wrong idea.

At this point I have to wonder what's going on at the bagel place. Is there something happening to the guy making the cream cheese? This is the second time this has happened in just two weeks. Maybe these hideous cream cheeses are a cry for help. Is this man being held in the cream cheese department against his will? Is he shackled to a machine of some sort? Did thugs kidnap his children? These things cannot be logically excluded.