DAY: SEIZED
HAPPY BAY TO BREAKERS,* PEOPLE
6am - Wake up
11am - Drunk
2pm - Hung over
3pm - Full
8pm - Cartoons
Now - Just beginning to feel the soreness that is sure to radiate throughout my entire body and kill every living thing in a fifty-mile radius
Just, uh, just so everyone knows.
* Bay to Breakers, based on today's (spectacular) experience, is a "race" that is kind of basically a moving, 70,000-person costume party that goes from the Embarcadero to the beach, and there are ninety billion gallons of booze. It is marvelous.
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