COMEDY FORMULA #4958

As discovered not by me, but by Alex or her friends.

Simply stated:

Any word that starts with a vowel can be made more hilarious by putting an "m" in front

BUT
THEN
ALSO

The same word's hilarity is intrinsically tripled when an "s" is added to the "m"

OBSERVE

"Pearson, your job performance this quarter has been pretty smunsatisfactory."

"Captain, we've got a hull breach! We're venting smatmosphere!"

"The quality of your lasagna mostly depends on the smingredients you use."

Try it for yourself sometime! The formula guarantees results, or else your sense of humor is probably broken.