ANIMALS ARE TASTY, I'M SORRY
You can make meatballs out of turkey, and you can certainly make meatballs out of veal if you choose, but to make meatballs out of both simultaneously is some whole other next-level shit going on. I learned this lesson firsthand last night. It was my ladyfriend's* idea. Other ingredients were involved, too, but clearly it was the embrace of the concept of diversity that won the day.
There has also been an update to the Dogblog, for those of you who are into that kind of thing.
* My super sidekick / my chief advisor / my special attache / my lieutenant general / etc