I DEFINITELY GOT NOTHIN'

I don't even know where to start with this whole "destruction of New Orleans" thing. It's not an event that I can wrap my mind around; the sheer scale of it is fucking staggering. I will say that it seems like it could be handled better, though. I'm not some kind of professional disaster plan rescue recovery guy, but come on. Let's make our asshole president stay in the Superdome for a night and then see what he comes up with as far as evacation and disaster relief.