Wednesday, September 24, 2008

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY

Can this entire "McCain suspends campaign because of economic meltdown" thing be what causes his entire Presidential bid to lurch to a grinding halt and vomit enormous quantities of smoke and mangled engine parts. Please, please, please, please. I'm just saying. The machine is down. Let us take a page from the book of Ender and kick it repeatedly with neutronium boots until we're dragged away. I don't wish the man any personal ill, I just want to make sure that neither he nor his terrifying idiot running mate get within a thousand miles of the Presidency.

I try not to even pay attention to election coverage, but I could not help this. We need 2008 to be The Year America Called Bullshit. We need it so bad.