DO YOUR DUTY

If you haven't voted by the end of the day, we cannot be friends. I will make exceptions for people who are from other countries, or who aren't 18 (do I even know any of those), but the rest of you, seriously. Do this. I've gone beyond "live wire" and into "fusion battery;" every cell in my body is vibrating with anticipation and tension. It's time.

And btw, if you live in California and you vote(d) Yes on Prop 8, not only are we no longer pals or even acquaintances, I will physically harm you or something you like as a special bonus!