RAINVENTION

It's raining out there right now and I'm not even a little sorry for how excited this makes me, but now I wonder: how am I going to keep the bottoms of my legs dry? (I brought an umbrella) Isn't this a problem everyone has? I don't own a raincoat that reaches to the ground, and maybe that's my own fault, but I can see a space in the market for a product analogous to a poncho that's more like a rain skirt for men and women alike. It's made of raincoat material and has snap buttons at the top for people of different sizes. Fuck, I could make a proof-of-concept out of a garbage bag, even. I might do this. Do not put it past me.