APPLIED VAGUE REASONING POWER

1. Cake is a food.

2. Food is meant to be eaten.

3. Cake is meant to be eaten.

4. By people.

5. I am a person.

6. Cake exists outside the break room of my floor today.

7. It has been there for a while.

8. Crucially, the "Happy Birthday ___" part has been consumed, rendering the cake's purpose and origin totally obscure.

9. Now cake exists inside my stomach.