MENTAL MUSIC VIDEO THEATRE

A candy-colored anime robot

Sixty feet high

Zooming over a pristine verdant landscape

Under a brilliant cloudless sky

Battles a swarm of enemy mecha

Destroying attackers in midair with blasts of sparkling pastel-colored light

And fans of missiles that leave contrails like calligraphy

This is the movie that plays in my head when I listen in my car to the Crystal Method's remix of "Bizarre Love Triangle." Yes I guess I listen to the Crystal Method sometimes when driving. I guarantee that if you do the same, you will end up with a similar mental movie. It is 100% action.

I know footage like this must exist. If I had the necessary knowledge and technology, I'd cut together a primitive version of this video right now, solely for my own amusement.

In muscular fatigue news, my soreness is not quite as bad as I thought it'd be, which is a nice surprise.