BECAUSE WE NEED MORE NAMES FOR THINGS
I'm getting over a slight cold, and for no reason that I can pin down, it's occurred to me that life would be a little more interesting if we had more Lovecraftian names for afflictions like these.
"I'm calling in sick today, guys; got a bad case of the Crawling Chaos."
"Couldn't make it. Got a cold."
"Lurker From Below."
I know I'm the only one who thinks this. That's okay.