Thursday, June 18, 2009

DUBIOUS PUNCH LINES TO QUESTIONABLE JOKES

I leave the imagining of the jokes themselves as an exercise for the reader.

"I told you seven times seven is forty-nine!"

"... but that was the hot sauce."

"I thought you said 'biodegradable'!"

"Don't worry, we're in Louisiana."

"Everyone knows full-grown elephants don't have natural predators!"

"It's a picture of you!"