Soon, I'll be able to stand up a little straighter while lying about being a worldly jet-setter...because it won't be shameful, filthy lies for much longer.
Pictured above: my first passport
Our upcoming itinerary currently includes Prague, Salzburg, Bratislava, Munich (for a football match), and Budapest.
This is pretty close to the top of the list of things that are as completely exciting as possible.
Will I be insufferable when I get back?
Only time will tell.