Friday, March 25, 2005

A little snow on my euphemism

I'm going gray. Well, actually, white.

I've always had 15 white hairs in one area on my head; I noticed them as a teenager. Now, though, they are being fruitful and multiplying — one on the temple, one in the bangs, etc.

A white hair refracts a lot of light, and is thicker than my standard brown hair. I do not object to its presence.

Once I've gone thoroughly white, I will grow it out long and live in an isolated wooded thatched-roof cottage.

As a bit of red herring, though, I will only wear denim worksuits.


At 10:05 AM, Jon

What is the deal with those white hairs being different. I have white hairs that sprout at random on my head, and I've noticed they're somehow flatter and coarser than my usual black hairs.

At 11:50 AM, Mark Roachfort

I have lots of white hairs in my beard (cinnamon and sugar, yeah!). What baffles me is that they get really long without me noticing that they're there. Then all of a sudden: SURPRISE! Either they grow really fast, or I am becoming Leland Palmer one minute shock at a time.

At 9:51 PM, jannon

whatever, julie.

At 1:59 AM, dennis

White hair is transparent! At least it is on a polar bear. Going white is awesome.

(i have like, 5 colors in my beard. I was gonna count, but i forgot i shaved. red, orange, black, brown, white/grey. tortoiseshell.)

At 2:29 PM, deez

I haven't gotten any rogue white hairs yet, but I do get the occasional gray or two. The point is basically moot as my hair never gets longer than about 1/8" anyway.

At 11:00 PM, Julie

I've got a slight urge to tint each of the white hairs a color, such as green or blue. This could be accomplished with a permanent marker, perhaps.

At 8:29 AM, Lagomorpho

Julie, what you need to do, once you get ther hair growing really long, is to ditch clothes entirely and weave the hair into an entire body suit... of HAIR

At 10:08 AM, Julie

Why haven't I already done this.


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