Friday, April 01, 2005


I am sick. Good heavens, I am so, so sick.

This is the most my throat has ever hurt.

So sick.

sad face


At 10:36 AM, Jake

maybe you have what the pope has.

At 11:26 AM, jannon


do you want a recipe for "yellow death sore throat killer"?

At 1:26 PM, Jon

Oh god, if you have what I had -- characterized further by bouts of fever and weakness/debilitation but no real runny nose action or cough -- I would advise getting to medical professionals posthaste. It is the only way.

At 3:03 PM, jannon

julie, for the purposes of cheering you up / freaking you out, I have a present for you.

At 3:46 PM, Jake

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At 3:47 PM, Jake

julie, for the purposes of cheering you up / freaking you out, I have a present for you.

At 5:27 PM, stef

I think your fridge has put a hex on you! Get better soon.

At 11:58 AM, Aristotle

Yes, get well soon!

At 6:30 PM, deez

1) Green tea
2) Honey

At 7:39 AM, soylentjoe

Try to get better, little puck! smoochies.

At 11:55 AM, Julie

Thank you suckas.

It is amazing to see how many kinds of mucus a person can make. Aerated, foamy, clumpy, watery...and a rainbow of colors. It really makes you think.

Jann, what's the recipe? My throat is still doing craply.

Jake, I did have what the pope had, but I am just more of a fighter than he was, I guess.

Jon, sounds like a different thing. This was all throat & head goo.

Stef, I stabbed it a few more times just to be safe.

That was good advice, Deez - I set a goal to not die, and then I just stuck to it.

Joe, that made me relapse a little bit.

At 1:08 PM, jannon

"yellow death sore throat killer"

take a saucepan, or bowl that can go in the microwave

squeeze in two to three to four lemons

add one to two tablespoons of honey

and about a heaping teaspoon of minced fresh ginger

and like 3 to 6 cloves of raw garlic

add some water but not too much, it should become a drinkable liquid, but the concentrations should be high enough to make you hallucinate

crazy people add a shot of either whiskey or tequila

other slightly less crazy people melt some butter into this, but only a little

two twists of fresh ground black pepper and/or two dashs red pepper flakes

pinch of salt

heat until fluid

consume slowly near a place to sleep/pass out

At 8:45 AM, Julie


At 1:20 PM, Aristotle

Man, jesus is right.


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