posted by Julie @ 4/01/2005 10:21:00 AM
maybe you have what the pope has.
eek!do you want a recipe for "yellow death sore throat killer"?
Oh god, if you have what I had -- characterized further by bouts of fever and weakness/debilitation but no real runny nose action or cough -- I would advise getting to medical professionals posthaste. It is the only way.
julie, for the purposes of cheering you up / freaking you out, I have a present for you.
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I think your fridge has put a hex on you! Get better soon.
Yes, get well soon!
1) Green tea2) Honey3) DONT DIE
Try to get better, little puck! smoochies.
Thank you suckas. It is amazing to see how many kinds of mucus a person can make. Aerated, foamy, clumpy, watery...and a rainbow of colors. It really makes you think. Jann, what's the recipe? My throat is still doing craply.Jake, I did have what the pope had, but I am just more of a fighter than he was, I guess. Jon, sounds like a different thing. This was all throat & head goo. Stef, I stabbed it a few more times just to be safe. That was good advice, Deez - I set a goal to not die, and then I just stuck to it. Joe, that made me relapse a little bit.
"yellow death sore throat killer"take a saucepan, or bowl that can go in the microwavesqueeze in two to three to four lemonsadd one to two tablespoons of honeyand about a heaping teaspoon of minced fresh gingerand like 3 to 6 cloves of raw garlicadd some water but not too much, it should become a drinkable liquid, but the concentrations should be high enough to make you hallucinatecrazy people add a shot of either whiskey or tequilaother slightly less crazy people melt some butter into this, but only a littletwo twists of fresh ground black pepper and/or two dashs red pepper flakespinch of saltheat until fluidconsume slowly near a place to sleep/pass out
Man, jesus is right.
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