NOT TO WORRY
I need to let whatever corner of the internet this is know that I have actually seen the new Star Trek movie in its entirety thanks to an advance screening and the generosity of the universe. I realize you may have read a bunch of hype, and I don't want to manipulate your expectations unduly, but I need you to entertain the possibility that this hype is for real. Instead of walking out of the theatre and saying "Well, at least that didn't suck," you might instead not be able to shut up about how great it was. Just keep that option open.
Oh, and I updated the Dogblog and almost forgot to tell you. I don't know if you need me to tell you when that happens anymore.