THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME
Flying Spaghetti Monster, intelligent design horseshit, yadda yadda.
I worship this now.
Happy Friday!
Flying Spaghetti Monster, intelligent design horseshit, yadda yadda.
Seen by the highway on the drive to work today:
Apparently Best Buy/SciFi or whoever aren't interested in getting my money. I've gone to two separate locations looking for the Season One collection of Battlestar Galactica that includes the miniseries, and they're all out everywhere. Did they not expect to sell them? Each store had more than like five copies, right? Even so, are they having that much trouble restocking? Somebody somewhere is keeping me from enjoying my life to its utmost. That show is essentially the best science fiction on TV since ... well, there's been a lot of good science fiction on TV, actually. But that doesn't take away from this show, which has got to be one of the tensest hours on television.
You can make meatballs out of turkey, and you can certainly make meatballs out of veal if you choose, but to make meatballs out of both simultaneously is some whole other next-level shit going on. I learned this lesson firsthand last night. It was my ladyfriend's* idea. Other ingredients were involved, too, but clearly it was the embrace of the concept of diversity that won the day.
One thing I was never sure if anyone else but me noticed was that once you opened a box of Cheez-Its, you had to contend with actually getting the plastic bag inside open. For some reason, the Cheez-Its people believed that they needed to make this bag hard as fuck to open. You know how most normal snack-food bags have that little flap you can grab onto and sort of pull the top of the bag apart very smoothly and easily? Cheez-Its bags were like that superficially, but when you went to open them, you discovered that they had been sealed with some sort of nanoscale molecular adhesive that turned opening them into at least a three-tug ordeal that partially deformed the top of the bag with all the pulling.
For no real reason, I have invented a game I call ULTIMATE TEAM CARDBOARD FORTRESS BATTLE. I would like to "play test" this thing within the next month. If you know me, and live in the Bay Area, expect an email or an eVite or some damn thing. I'm not sure when yet!
I have plunged myself deep into the cavernous mineshaft of Work and begun extracting Productivity Ore from it in steady supply, so my internet presence will be somewhat limited from here until whenever I find the bottom of the mineshaft.
I'm hearing a weird, clunky sort of rattling from my car's passenger side, around about where the wheel well is. I wonder what's making it. It doesn't seem to affect the way my car drives, but at the same time I don't want it to fall apart around me or somethin'. I just took it in for routine maintenance last week, so I'm guessing it's not too big a deal or they'd've noticed, but all the same, I should probably bring it in soon, huh? It only seems to happen when I'm rolling over an uneven surface; my guess is it's something in the suspension. I am a total car expert.
You know that feeling you get in your legs after you've run or walked a ridiculous distance? A kind of weird dull ache as though your bones have been replaced with hollow glass replicas? I have that right now. Except I haven't run or walked anything approaching a ridiculous distance today. I'm serious. I complained about this feeling to Gabe all evening.
I don't think I'm alone in having the following experience happen to me:
My housemate Jim (and his dog Whistler) moved out last week, and not only did we get a new housemate (and a new dog), but the bookshelf he was using went empty. So I've moved the three giant stacks of books that were in my room down there, and that's been pretty great.
I'm pretty tired, I'm not going to lie to you.
No more talking about the hurricane clusterfuck for now; too upsetting. Instead I just wanted to remark that it's now officially September, which means Serenity is now just a month away. This is good news because
I don't even know where to start with this whole "destruction of New Orleans" thing. It's not an event that I can wrap my mind around; the sheer scale of it is fucking staggering. I will say that it seems like it could be handled better, though. I'm not some kind of professional disaster plan rescue recovery guy, but come on. Let's make our asshole president stay in the Superdome for a night and then see what he comes up with as far as evacation and disaster relief.