DOG 300 VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL
Listen, sweetie, can we talk?
No, look, it's not that, it's just ... I just don't know if we're looking for the same thing here. Do you know what I mean? It's ... it's hard to put into words.
It's like there's this invisible barrier between me and you, some kind of unseen force that's keeping us apart in a way I can't really pin down. And I'm trying, but it's just so hard. So hard sometimes.
Well, I don't know, maybe it is all in my head. I mean I guess. Maybe I'm overthinking it. You know? It's been a rough week.
I'm sorry, baby. I don't know what came over me there. Let's forget about it and go back to watching the world pass by. Just you and me. That's it. Aww yeah.
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Welcome to Dog Picture 300, people. And also happy Valentine's Day, for those of you who have somebody to celebrate it with. Those of you with a cute single lady friend in San Francisco: How about hooking a dude up? Humans only.